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i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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