Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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