we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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