I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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