I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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