how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
