You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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