It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
