I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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