Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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