Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize