I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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