She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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