Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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