The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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