Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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