this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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