i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Green mimosas i think yes
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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