My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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