so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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