Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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