She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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