he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
No subtext here. People are naked.
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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