Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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