Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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