she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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