check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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