What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
its like you know when i get waxed
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.