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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Alive.
So much puke
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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