roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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