Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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