Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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