I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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