Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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