I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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