I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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