I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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