Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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