yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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