her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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