I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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