Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Damn victory sex feels great
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