YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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