Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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