I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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