Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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