I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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