I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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