Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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