is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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