He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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