hell yes lets make some ravioli
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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