I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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