Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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