So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
there was a trapeze. enough said
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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