Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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