Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
