your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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